Twitter: @mini_me57

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

image

*watches Netflix

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

shielclon:

American Horror Story: Coven

just so bored with my life lol i just spent 40 minutes staring at the ceiling

floozys:

be like cat paws

image

very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

image

CLAWS

Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
baby: b...b-...
Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
baby: B-B...
Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
Mother: W-...W-
Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
Mother: I-I--
Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
Mother: ...
Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

image