Twitter: @mini_me57

kingofcreppyisland:

Record Label: Gaga, Do What U Want featuring R. Kelly is flopping we need you to do more promo.

Gaga:

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

without glasses: 

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with glasses: 

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.



I LIVE IN WINCHESTER, HAMPSHIRE

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

I LIVE IN WINCHESTER, HAMPSHIRE

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

bands-arent-just-bands:

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

i caNT BREATHE

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg
collegehumor:

It’s 2014, Barbie.

collegehumor:

It’s 2014, Barbie.

baesitter:

when people at school imitate memes

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