*looks at clock
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
American Horror Story: Coven
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something